Thursday, April 7, 2011

poetry.

Upon moving to my new casita, I discovered a nike shoe box titled "Sara's Memories". Inside this fancy little treasure chest was an array of different items. Among them a little gem titled: 


Poetry
Notebook


By: Sara Waddell
Mrs. Carson
Language Arts


Naturally, I skim through this little gem of poetry and find an absolutely incredible number on page 19. There were a number of pathetic spelling errors, so clearly I changed those to allow you readers to actually understand what I was trying to say. Anyways, it is as follows:

Tiffani and I
(Free Verse)

A long time ago I met a girl named Tiffani.
I met her at a basketball draft.
They were putting together girls 
That went to the same school, 
And we were in the same group.
And I remember saying to her:
"Hey! You go to Colina, don't you?"
So I ran over and told her to come sit in our group.
She was pretty shy at first, 
But then she lighted up.
We became really good friends.
We also had a great style
And brought some nice trends to the school!
Well not really.
Our style was original and unique.
We were kind-of tomboys in fourth grade,
But we grew out of it.
When we played our basketball games, 
We would put a gallon of gel on the top of our head,
So our ponytail would be nice and slick.
Now-a-days Tiffani and I dress normal, 
And we have normal hair.


Wow. That is really something isn't it?! Its obvious that I grew up to become an English major...and clearly no poem I have ever written or ever will write will top this one...



4 comments:

  1. hahahaha are you SERIOUS?! this is amazing. hahah!!!! serious talent there Sara!

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  2. hahahahahahahahahahahahah. the best poem of all time.

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  3. hahahahhahahaha oh gosh.
    i'm dying.
    I love the part about your ponytails.

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  4. WOW! This is quite possibly the most amazing poem on earth. So perfectly worded. May i quote my favorite part? ..... "We also had a great style,And brought some nice trends to the school!
    Well not really." Classic. I am dying laughing.

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