Somehow, it the 2 minutes it takes to drive from the elementary school to the house, Garrett, Gage and I engaged in quite an interesting conversation. It all started because they were asking what I would do if my boyfriend cheated on me. I said I would slap him...and they proceeded to discuss the best way to slap - and the best place to ... punch?
Garrett: Gage, if there was a guy robbing a bank and he was re loading his gun, where would you hit him?
Gage: uhhh... hmm... I would probably just get my nerf gun and shove it up his butt.
Garrett: What? No, Gage, where would you hit him?
Gage: I would just shove my nerf gun up his butt.
Garrett: Man, people always say they would hit them in the balls or something, but you gotta go for the throat. Hit em in the throat and they won't be able to breath...
Thank you boys - always - for entertaining me in moments like this with your infinite wisdom regarding such important topics...